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Ad Industry Veterans Honored With Cola War Memorial

Ad Industry Veterans Honored With Cola War Memorial WASHINGTON, DC—"Greater love hath no man than this for great cola taste: that he should lay down his life for a new generation." So reads the inscription at the base of Washington, D.C.'s newest landmark: The United States Cola War Veterans Memorial.

A 60-foot-high black granite sculpture honoring the advertising executives who lost their families and jobs in the most bitter advertising war in U.S. history, the Cola War Memorial was officially un...

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The McVeigh Trial

With the Oklahoma City bombing trial about to begin, many observers are questioning whether defendant Timothy McVeigh—the subject of intense media scrutiny for nearly two years—can get a fair trial before an unbiased jury. What do you think?


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Aries: Your dyslexia ruins your enjoyment of origami when you repeatedly attempt and fail to unfold a crane into a piece of paper.

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From the Archives

Mars Rover Beginning To Hate Mars

October 24, 2006 | Issue 42•43

Tom DeLay To Pursue Corruption In Private Sector

April 5, 2006 | Issue 42•14

Dope Just Galumphing Where Life Takes Him

December 14, 2005 | Issue 41•50

Should The U.S. Impose Limits On Incredibly Stupid Shit?

June 23, 1999 | Issue 35•24

Bank Patrons Can Expect Same Poor Service After Merger

April 29, 1998 | Issue 33•16

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