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The FDR Memorial

The new Franklin Delano Roosevelt Memorial, dedicated last Friday in Washington, D.C., has come under fire for not depicting him in a wheelchair. What do you think?


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Taurus: Take a child with you the next time you go to a museum. If heavily armed thieves strike during your visit, the child can be used as a human shield.

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Area Cherokee In Violation Of Indian Removal Act Of 1830

December 7, 2005 | Issue 41•49

Carload Of Faggots Just Pulled Up To Drive-Thru, Cashier Reports

August 9, 2000 | Issue 36•27

Tammys Of The World Demand To Be Taken Seriously

August 26, 1997 | Issue 32•04

Football Star Rusty In Sloppy Preseason Drug Bust

August 12, 1997 | Issue 32•02

Seven Trampled In Annual 'Running Of The Congressmen'

April 30, 1997 | Issue 31•16

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