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Heroin Chic

President Clinton spoke out last week against "heroin chic," the glamorization of heroin use through fashion ads depicting emaciated, strung-out-looking models. What do you think?


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Gemini: The stars declare that your life shall be full of love, wealth and happiness from now on. They are lying.

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