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An Apology For Slavery?

As part of his recent campaign to address the problem of racism in America, President Clinton raised the possibility of apologizing for slavery. What do you think?


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When summer rolls around, everybody wants that perfect tan--but it's important to play it smart. Here are some tips for safe, sensible tanning:


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Cancer: The residents of your community form a torch-lit mob and appear on your doorstep demanding a glass of milk.

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