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July 23, 1997 - July 29, 1997 | Issue 31•24

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Lord Under Investigation For Failure To Provide

Lord Under Investigation For Failure To Provide

WASHINGTON, DC—The six-millennia-old sky-father deity Yahweh, worshiped by Christians, Muslims and Jews alike for His alleged all-knowing compassion and vast benevolence toward humanity, refused comment following Monday's announcement that...

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