JERUSALEM—In the most significant Islamic ideological pronouncement since a 732 AD pledge to drive the Hebrews into the sea, the world's approximately 975,000,000 Muslims announced plans Monday to "lighten up a bit."
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With Wall Street soaring and unemployment low, America is enjoying its greatest prosperity since the mid-'80s. What do you think about the current economic boom?
Leo: The stars indicate that next week will be a blood-soaked disaster for you. Resolve to enjoy yourself regardless.
T. Herman Zweibel
Smoove B
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