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The Clinton Administration recently took Hollywood to task for the rise in on-screen portrayals of smoking. What do you think about cigarettes and cinema?


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With new anti-bacterial products hitting the stores every day, millions of Americans are waging a war on germs. Here are some ways you can reduce your risk of exposure to dangerous bacteria:


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Virgo: After an internal audit of Virgo's books, we have discovered that you owe back payments of $3,421.46. Unless we receive payment immediately, your luck will be canceled.

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From the Archives

Overcrowding Reaches Crisis Level At Yellowstone National Parking Lot

June 22, 2005 | Issue 41•25

Sex Life Embellished During Doctor Visit

February 2, 2005 | Issue 41•05

Magic-Store Employee Not The Same Since Losing Virginity

April 24, 2002 | Issue 38•15

Mediocre Painter's True Talent Lies In Acting Like A Painter

May 30, 2001 | Issue 37•20

Soulmate Dropped For New, Better Soulmate

August 18, 1999 | Issue 35•29

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