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September 9, 1997 - September 15, 1997 | Issue 32•06

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Magic Ponytail Moves On After Bestowing Boon Of Youth On Area 54-Year-Old

Magic Ponytail Moves On After Bestowing Boon Of Youth On Area 54-Year-Old

ANN ARBOR, MI—A magic ponytail departed the head of area mortgage-loan underwriter Art Kauske Friday, marking the end of a successful eight-month-long process of social and sexual rejuvenation for the 54-year-old. The mystical flying hair appendage's whereabouts are currently unknown, though it is widely believed that, like so many times in the past, it has gone off...

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