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U.S. Troops Draw Up Own Exit Strategy

December 21, 2005 | Issue 41•51

Pentagon Announces Plans To Close Camp Snoopy

June 1, 2005 | Issue 41•22

Consumer Reports Rates Self 'Excellent'

January 23, 2002 | Issue 38•02

Snacktime Made More Fun

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