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Thalidomide, banned for over three decades for causing birth defects in thousands of children whose mothers took it during pregnancy, has been reapproved by the FDA for the treatment of leprosy. What do you think?


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Libra: Your 17-song album of Cole Porter covers will only sell six copies, despite the fact that you are one of the world’s top 1,000 touch typists.

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Citizens Form Massive Special Disinterest Group

March 17, 2004 | Issue 40•11

Handlers Desperate To Prevent Tara Reid Political Awakening

May 22, 2002 | Issue 38•19

Friendly Note To Coworker Undergoes Eight Revisions

September 5, 2001 | Issue 37•31

U.N. Peacekeepers Pulled From Bosnia To Mow Ted Turner's Lawn

April 15, 1998 | Issue 33•14

Bluesman Announces 12-Bar Delay In Bringing It On Home

September 16, 1997 | Issue 32•07

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