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The Promise Keepers

While some praise the Promise Keepers, who recently held a massive rally on the National Mall, for their call for Christian men to renew their commitment to family and God, others say the group has an underlying anti-woman agenda. What do you think?


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This Week’s Horoscopes

Libra: A mysterious, swashbuckling sexual demon will plague your town, but your name does not come up at all during the investigation.

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From the Archives

Local Company Moves Production Underseas

July 20, 2005 | Issue 41•29

Media Suffering Through Record Normal Temperatures

September 20, 2000 | Issue 36•33

Small Town's 'Cryptosporidium Daze' Fails To Attract Visitors

August 2, 2000 | Issue 36•26

Local Man Casually Mentions Upcoming Birthday

October 6, 1999 | Issue 35•36

New Product Available

August 5, 1998 | Issue 34•01

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