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Report: More U.S. Soldiers Suffering From Pre-Traumatic Stress Disorder

November 15, 2006 | Issue 42•46

Man With Dream To Open Liquor Store Achieves Dream

May 4, 2005 | Issue 41•18

Rumsfeld Sick Of Jokes About His Fat Girlfriend

July 28, 2004 | Issue 40•30

Undercover Cop Never Knew Selling Drugs Was Such Hard Work

March 5, 2003 | Issue 39•08

Affluent White Man Enjoys, Causes The Blues

February 23, 2000 | Issue 36•06

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