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Rock group Marilyn Manson's current tour—which includes explicit depictions of violent and sexual acts—has met with protests from decency groups, sparking a call for ratings for rock concerts. What do you think?


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Sagittarius: If this is your birth week, you have a one-in-seven chance of enjoying the biographical convenience of dying on your birthday.

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