The ONION's 1997 Man of The Year
Each year, The Onion's esteemed Board of Directors faces the daunting task of singling out one individual who most embodies the spirit of the times, who is most...
Each year, The Onion's esteemed Board of Directors faces the daunting task of singling out one individual who most embodies the spirit of the times, who is most...
Latrell Sprewell of the NBA's Golden State Warriors was recently suspended for one year after choking verbally abusive coach P.J. Carlesimo during a team practice. Some are calling the suspension too harsh. What do you think?
Sagittarius: Light from your mystic stars has traveled trillions of miles through space to predict travel in your future.
By By By Reverend Angus Hustings
By T. Herman Zweibel
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