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At the AV Club: AVQ&A

January 21, 1998 - January 27, 1998 | Issue 33•02

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Absent-Minded

Absent-Minded Professor Says Cure For Cancer 'Around Here Somewhere'

BALTIMORE—After a lifetime dedicated to finding a cure for cancer, Johns Hopkins University absent-minded professor Humbert E. Huggins announced Monday that a 100 percent effective cure for cancer exists and is somewhere in his home, "probably in that big pile of papers by the back door or in the one in the hall closet." The cure, which involves "smart enzymes" that...

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