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Oprah Vs. The Beef Industry

Oprah Winfrey is being sued in Texas court by beef-industry representatives, who claim that remarks she made on a show about mad-cow disease were "false and disparaging," costing them millions of dollars in beef sales. What do you think?


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Aquarius: Your family has long been divided by arguments and petty quarrels, but they will all make amends at your funeral.

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McDonald's Employee Just In It For The Money

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