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Should The U.S. Attack Iraq?

Frustrated by Saddam Hussein's continued defiance of U.N. weapons inspectors, the U.S. is strongly considering a tactical strike against Iraq. What do you think?


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Pisces: Your friends disown you and stone you in public when they discover that you've been keeping company with Andrew.

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From the Archives

Bush Won't Put Down New Football

December 17, 2003 | Issue 39•49

Social Security System Overhauled To Provide 'Early-Death Incentives'

April 28, 1999 | Issue 35•16

Midwest Peace Talks Shattered By Illinois Toll-Booth Bombing

November 11, 1998 | Issue 34•15

Arabs, Israelis Sign 'Screw Peace' Accord

April 16, 1997 | Issue 31•14

Frito-Lay Targets Blacks With New Menthol Doritos

November 5, 1996 | Issue 30•13

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