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The Super-Flu Threat

Although there hasn't been a new case of avian flu since last December, when it took six lives in Hong Kong, virologists fear it could combine with another existing flu to form a highly lethal and contagious "super-flu" virus, killing millions worldwide. What do you think?


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Pisces: All meaning will disappear from your life this week when you realize that electronic music is just a fad.

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U.S. Dollar Slips Against Canadian Acorn

November 9, 2005 | Issue 41•45

Donut Shop's Mission Statement Awfully Ambitious

November 19, 2003 | Issue 39•45

137 More Oil Wells Liberated For Democracy

April 9, 2003 | Issue 39•13

Clinton Pours Malt Liquor On Ground For Dead Homies

April 7, 1999 | Issue 35•13

Enchanted Spatula Can Only Be Used To Flip Food By One Who Is Pure In Thought And Deed

April 7, 1999 | Issue 35•13

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