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The Shroud Of Turin

On public display for the first time in 20 years, the Shroud Of Turin—believed by millions to be Christ's burial shroud, despite being carbon-dated to the Middle Ages—is once again a hot topic of debate. What do you think?


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Taurus: After many years together, your spouse will announce she is leaving you because you are so damned fat.

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