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Study: Dolphins Not So Intelligent On Land

February 15, 2006 | Issue 42•07

God Outdoes Terrorists Yet Again

September 7, 2005 | Issue 41•36

Substance-Abusing Star's Publicist Has Been To Hell And Back

July 31, 2002 | Issue 38•27

Hero Publicist Honored

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Focus Group Reveals: 95 Percent Of Americans Would Like To Go Home

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