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Impeach Clinton?

With Independent Counsel Kenneth Starr's report now in the American people's hands, talk has turned to the prospect of impeaching the president. What do you think?


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Virgo: Though society has long known the reason for shipping charges, you will gain fame this week when you discover the rationale behind the "handling" charge.

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From the Archives

White House Pretty Sure Uzbekistan Diplomat Stole A Bunch Of Soap

March 12, 2003 | Issue 39•09

Candidate Delighted To Be In Chair Factory

November 1, 2000 | Issue 36•39

EPA Warns Of Rise In Global Heartwarming

October 28, 1998 | Issue 34•13

Al Gore Stood Up On Diplomatic Visit

March 19, 1997 | Issue 31•10

Black Box Reveals TWA Flight 800 Passengers Missed End of Dragonheart

November 12, 1996 | Issue 30•14

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