Celebrating 10 Years Online

THE ONION DISPATCH

DAILY
WEEKLY

More Newsletters

PERSONAL OF THE DAY



What Do You Think?

The Medicare Crisis

Medicare, which provides health insurance to 40 million elderly Americans, is projected to go bankrupt by 2008. What do you think about this impending crisis?


Astrology

This Week’s Horoscopes

Aquarius: If your confidence fails you on the third of the month, remember: It was pretty unrealistic, anyway.

Infographic

Reviving The NBA

Reviving The NBA

From Our Sponsors

From the Archives

Man Going To Taco Bell 'With Or Without You'

July 23, 2003 | Issue 39•28

Ashcroft Rejected By Newly Created Bride Of Ashcroft

April 30, 2003 | Issue 39•16

Teen Breaks Rules In Socially Accepted Ways

April 19, 2000 | Issue 36•14

Eggs Good For You This Week

April 28, 1999 | Issue 35•16

C-SPAN Ratings Up Following Addition Of 'The House Of Representatives Dancers'

June 10, 1998 | Issue 33•22

© Copyright 2008, Onion, Inc. All rights reserved.
The Onion is not intended for readers under 18 years of age.
Powered By Rackspace