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Sweepstakes Under Fire

Attorneys General from 11 states met in Indianapolis last week to discuss ways to crack down on mail-in sweepstakes like Publishers Clearing House, which they claim use deceptive mailings to trick people into buying products to help their chances of winning. What do you think about sweepstakes fraud?


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How To Tell If You Were Adopted

Sometimes it's hard to figure out whether "Mom" and "Dad" are really your actual parents. Here are some things to look out for that mean you were adopted:


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This Week’s Horoscopes

Pisces: Your trip to the astral healer will be a major spiritual success, but your physical body will be destroyed by a truck on the way home.

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Saddam Hussein Freed On Technicality

June 23, 2004 | Issue 40•25

Struggling Local Theater Space Put Out Of Its Misery

August 25, 1999 | Issue 35•30

Area Woman To Get By On Looks For Six More Years

November 11, 1998 | Issue 34•15

U.S. Department Of Self-Help Names New National Support Person

August 5, 1998 | Issue 34•01

Federal Reserve Board Chairman Toughens Dating Standards

October 9, 1996 | Issue 30•09

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