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Last week, it was reported that eBay.com, the popular, minimally monitored Internet auction house, is being investigated by the federal government for "possible illegal transactions." What do you think?


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Pisces: You will be overcome this week by the feeling that the stars are speaking directly to you, Nikki Britton of DeKalb Avenue, Brooklyn, NY.

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State Of Minnesota Too Polite To Ask For Federal Funding

February 23, 2005 | Issue 41•08

U.S. Gives Up Trying To Impress England

May 26, 2004 | Issue 40•21

Gary Busey Nearly Drowns Recovering Pork Chop From Swimming Pool

August 6, 2003 | Issue 39•30

48-Year-Old Still Unsure What He Wants To Do With His Life

December 6, 2000 | Issue 36•44

Mercy Hospital Turns Away Uninsured Patient

October 7, 1998 | Issue 34•10

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