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New PSA Reduces Accidental Staplings By 33 Percent

September 28, 2005 | Issue 41•39

Pope Emerges From Chrysalis A Beautiful Butterfly

April 20, 2005 | Issue 41•16

Jewish Anti-Deprecation League Protests New Woody Allen Movie

November 10, 1999 | Issue 35•41

Stupid Thing Won’t Work

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Desire To Ejaculate Motivates Local Christian To Wed

February 11, 1998 | Issue 33•05

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