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September 4, 2006 | Issue 42•36

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June 14, 2006 | Issue 42•24

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August 20, 2003 | Issue 39•32

History Teacher Has Unusual Favorite President

August 21, 2002 | Issue 38•30

Clinton: 'Every Man For Himself'

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