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Many Native Americans Still Hold Traditional Beliefs About White Man

May 24, 2006 | Issue 42•21

Drugs Now Legal If User Is Employed

March 27, 2002 | Issue 38•11

Private Eye's Office Ransacked For Fourth Time This Month

August 30, 2000 | Issue 36•30

Improved Communication Ruins Marriage

August 23, 2000 | Issue 36•29

African Child Dies Despite Merlin Olsen Endorsement

December 16, 1997 | Issue 32•19

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