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October 13, 1999 - October 19, 1999 | Issue 35•37

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Telegeneticists Breed

Telegeneticists Breed More Mediagenic Humans

BURBANK, CA—A team of telegeneticists at the University of California-Burbank announced Monday that they have successfully bred a more mediagenic strain of human being. "Ever since early Man sat and told stories of living, loving and learning in the Neolithic Age while huddled together on a campfire-facing couch, we as a species have wanted to look good in a...

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