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Banning ATM Fees

On Nov. 2, voters in San Francisco and Santa Monica approved ordinances banning banks from charging ATM fees to non-customers. In response, several banks in the cities blocked non-customers from using their cash machines. What do you think?


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Scorpio: While it's true that you're a sharecropper's son, it's because you forced your father to take up sharecropping at the expense of his lucrative banking career.

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U.S. Refuses To Allow U.N. Weapons Inspectors Back Into Iraq

June 18, 2003 | Issue 39•23

Cardinals Blasted For Negative Campaign Tactics In Papal Race

March 28, 2001 | Issue 37•11

North Dakota Not Heard From In 48 Hours

December 9, 1997 | Issue 32•18

Doctors Say Reagan's Dementia Increasingly Hilarious

September 23, 1997 | Issue 32•08

AIDS Awareness Campaign Spreads Awareness, AIDS

July 23, 1997 | Issue 31•24

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