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Citing separation of church and state, a Texas judge recently banned students at a Galveston high school from praying before home football games. The case is being appealed to the U.S. Supreme Court. What do you think about pregame prayer?


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Sagittarius: Though it may seem like you are overflowing with love for that special someone, that liquid is merely a natural byproduct of physical arousal.

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Freed POW Already Sick Of Family

May 14, 2003 | Issue 39•18

Area Pastor Likes To Inject A Little Humor Into His Sermons

October 11, 2000 | Issue 36•36

She's Probably Sleeping With Him Right Now, Local Man Obsesses

September 22, 1999 | Issue 35•34

Second-Grade Music Student Goes Nuts With Cowbell

March 31, 1999 | Issue 35•12

Porn-Store Change Machine Gummed Up Again

July 29, 1998 | Issue 33•26

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