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February 16, 2000 - February 22, 2000 | Issue 36•05

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Demographers Postulate Existence

Demographers Postulate Existence Of Life Forms Over 35

NEW YORK–The international demographic community is reeling Monday following an announcement by scientists at the prestigious Massachusetts Institute of Demography suggesting the possibility of human life in the over-35 age range–a vast, mysterious, youthless area long thought to exist only in the realm of myth. MID's Franklin Davies, a consumer-tracking...

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