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March 1, 2000 - March 7, 2000 | Issue 36•07

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All Of Familys Neuroses

All Of Family's Neuroses Projected Onto Dog

FLAGSTAFF, AZ–"Mommy, Woofers is lonely out there in the doghouse! He wants to come in and play!" says attention-starved Billy Tobin, 10. "That dog doesn't care about being in this house! He just wants to run around," counters mother Janet Tobin, 44, an unhappily married homemaker. "Will you two be quiet? All that poor dog wants is to be left alone!" says Bob...

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