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Taurus: Though you don't remember your past, you're not doomed to repeat it. This is because you don't matter much in the grand scheme of things.

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Stuntman Typecast As Guy Who Falls From Balcony Onto Table

December 21, 2005 | Issue 41•51

Report: Some Sort Of Primary Just Happened

September 28, 2005 | Issue 41•39

Special Olympics Investigated For Use Of Performance-Enhancing Hugs

June 8, 2005 | Issue 41•23

Ad Exec Doesn't Care What Proverb Actually Means

October 6, 2004 | Issue 40•40

Spawn Of Satan A Failure In Father's Eyes

April 28, 2004 | Issue 40•17

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