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On May 5, federal agents removed 216 protesters who had been occupying a Vieques Island bombing range used for target practice by the U.S. Navy. What do you think of the Navy's use of this tiny Puerto Rican island for bombing exercises?


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Taurus: The power of mythology extends to your private life this Mother's Day when you find yourself facing the ancient mother-maiden-crone archetype across the dinner table.

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Ghost Of Brando Urges Man To Finish Whole Cheesecake

January 25, 2006 | Issue 42•04

Food Critic Tears Radish Canapés With Salmon Mousse A New Asshole

September 7, 2005 | Issue 41•36

Systems Administrator Would So Fuck New Trainee

May 21, 2003 | Issue 39•19

Survey: Less Than One Percent Of Pedestrians Gots 50 Cent For The Bus

March 8, 2000 | Issue 36•08

Corporation's New Logo Changes Everything

September 8, 1999 | Issue 35•32

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