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The Firestone Tire Recall

Last month, Firestone announced a recall of 6.5 million tires following reports of 46 deaths related to blowouts of tires on Ford sport-utility vehicles. The death toll has since risen to 88. What do you think?


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Virgo: You will soon enter a new phase of your life when you slide down the birth canal and out the vaginal opening.

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Fifth Baby Barely Showered

June 29, 2005 | Issue 41•26

Victims Sought In Next Week's Shooting

March 9, 2005 | Issue 41•10

Bush Sends Troops To West Nile

September 18, 2002 | Issue 38•34

Millionaire Vows To Do For Government What He Did For Turkey Ranches

August 14, 2002 | Issue 38•29

Signed 8x10 Of Tony Danza Draws Millions To Brooklyn Dry Cleaner

February 24, 1999 | Issue 35•07

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