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Clairvoyant Vince Vaughn Accepts Movie Role Before It's Offered

September 7, 2005 | Issue 41•36

Cool Dad A Terrible Father

March 10, 2004 | Issue 40•10

National Science Foundation: Science Hard

June 5, 2002 | Issue 38•21

Visiting Gore Calls Pennsylvania 'A Hellhole'

August 9, 2000 | Issue 36•27

Man Captures Ross Perot, Is Granted Three Wishes

October 9, 1996 | Issue 30•09

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