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Libra: Your plan to commit the perfect crime is flawed in one important aspect: Sitting on the couch watching football all weekend is not illegal.

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Millions Of American Lips Called To Service In Fight Against Poverty

October 20, 2004 | Issue 40•42

Texan Feels Emotionally Empty After Chili Cook-off

March 3, 2004 | Issue 40•09

Area Man Supports The Troops He Didn't Go To High School With

April 16, 2003 | Issue 39•14

Countries Who Met Over Internet Go To War

April 3, 2002 | Issue 38•12

Price Is Right Demands Pullout Of U.S. Forces

October 16, 1996 | Issue 30•10

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