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Upheaval In Yugoslavia

After refusing to concede defeat in the Sept. 24 election, Yugoslavian president Slobodan Milosevic finally stepped down amid mass protests Friday, ceding power to opposition leader Vojislav Kostunica. What do you think of the Yugoslavian uprising?


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Libra: While it's true that life is not a movie, many of your problems will be solved when the Army destroys the giant lizard 10 minutes before the end.

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Rocky Horror At 25

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