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Parole Board Swayed By Reverse Psychology

June 14, 2006 | Issue 42•24

Comic-Book Superrman Impervious To Copyediting

May 3, 2006 | Issue 42•18

Nation's Schoolchildren Call For Cuts In Math, Science Funding

December 22, 1999 | Issue 35•47

Brightly Colored Uniforms Boost Employee Morale

March 3, 1999 | Issue 35•08

Clinton Deploys Very Special Forces To Iraq

January 20, 1999 | Issue 35•02

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