WASHINGTON, DC–Despite repeated warnings from federal officials not to eat too much before their entree arrives, an alarming 89 percent of U.S. citizens filled up on bread Monday, leaving them too full to enjoy the rest of their meal.
"Paying little heed to the many cautionary announcements we have issued, the American people have stuffed themselves with dinner rolls and, as a result, have no room for their soup or salad, much less their main co...
The presidential election is less than a week away, with polls indicating a virtual dead heat between Bush and Gore. What do you think?
Scorpio: Give in to your rebellious impulses at work this week: Disobey your boss by letting the door hit you on the ass on the way out.
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