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The Low Voter Turnout

Despite being one of the closest presidential races in decades, the 2000 election drew a disappointingly low turnout. What do you think?


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This Week’s Horoscopes

Scorpio: You will spend this weekend trying to come to grips with the awful fact that the American people could elect such a loser on your birthday.

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