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Network Executive Cancels Show After Ruining It In Development

October 11, 2000 | Issue 36•36

MIT Physicists Split The Smithereen

May 31, 2000 | Issue 36•20

All Of Family's Neuroses Projected Onto Dog

March 1, 2000 | Issue 36•07

Area Man Confounded By Buffet Procedure

April 14, 1999 | Issue 35•14

DMV Reconsidering 'One For the Road' Driver Relaxation Campaign

September 4, 1996 | Issue 30•04

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