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At the AV Club: Best Music Of The '00s

December 13, 2000 - December 19, 2000 | Issue 36•45

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Man Feels Brief Sense Of Triumph

Man Feels Brief Sense Of Triumph After Completing Free-Frozen-Yogurt Punchcard

TRAVERSE CITY, MI–After nearly four months of dedicated frozen-yogurt consumption, Roy Kempner, 47, finally earned the 10th and final punch on his Creamy Pete's Preferred Customer Card Monday, giving him a faint sense of accomplishment. "Well, I guess I did it," said Kempner, holding aloft the completed punch card. "That'll be one free yogurt for me next...

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