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What Do You Think?

Controversial rapper Eminem was recently nominated for four Grammys, sparking protest from groups such as GLAAD and NOW, who say his music promotes violence against gays and women. What do you think?


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When operating a firearm, safety is paramount. Here are some tips to reduce the risk of mishaps:


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Capricorn: No one believes for a second that an evil hypnotist compelled you to eat all the doughnuts. Which is frustrating, because it's actually true.

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From the Archives

Rotating Knife Vortex Closed Pending Safety Investigation

July 13, 2005 | Issue 41•28

Local Sheriff Suspects Al-Qaeda Or Teens

August 18, 2004 | Issue 40•33

'Beltway Sniper' Video-Game Release Delayed Out Of Respect For Victims

November 13, 2002 | Issue 38•42

15,000 Brown People Dead Somewhere

November 18, 1998 | Issue 34•16

Burger King Fire Kills Seven Overweight Teenage Mothers:

January 28, 1998 | Issue 33•03

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