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The California Blackouts

A state of emergency has been declared in California, where massive power shortages have necessitated cutting off electricity through much of the state. What do you think about the crisis?


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Report: Everything Made In Sweatshops

July 24, 2006 | Issue 42•30

Secretary Of Agriculture Keeps Bragging He's Ninth In Line For The Presidency

January 25, 2006 | Issue 42•04

4 Out Of 5 Texas Dentists Advocate The Death Penalty

January 28, 2004 | Issue 40•04

Area Man Has Naked-Lady Fetish

October 21, 1998 | Issue 34•12

Orange Julius Officials Ordered To Appear Before U.S. Food Court

October 14, 1997 | Issue 32•11

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