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Clinton And The Fugitive Financier

Congress is investigating Bill Clinton's pardon of Marc Rich, a major Democratic Party contributor who since 1983 has been living in Switzerland to avoid trial for racketeering, tax evasion, and trading with Iran. What do you think?


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Aquarius: The nation is stunned by Amelia Earhart's miraculous return, especially when she knees you in the groin and shouts, "Thanks for nothing."

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Woman Sensitive About That Thing On Her Face

January 19, 2005 | Issue 41•03

'Mr. Falafel' Owner Does Not Actually Like Being Addressed As Mr. Falafel

February 7, 2001 | Issue 37•04

Local Trailer Park Shatters No Stereotypes

November 3, 1999 | Issue 35•40

Secretary Of State Makes Diplomatic Visit To Totally Fucked-Up Country

November 18, 1998 | Issue 34•16

Headless Barbie Found In Shallow Shoebox Grave

September 16, 1998 | Issue 34•07

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