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The Tax-Cut Proposal

In his first major initiative as president, George W. Bush is lobbying hard for a controversial $1.6 trillion tax cut. What do you think?


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The night sky holds countless wonders. Here are some tips to help you make the most of your next stargazing experience:


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Pisces: Try to keep things in proper perspective this week, even after you lose your left eye to marauding longbowmen.

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