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Pisces: Though it's demonstrably true that "[you] do not have problems; everyone in the rest of the world does," knowing this will do nothing to help you get along with the other members of human society.

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ABC Cancels Acting With The Stars

February 1, 2006 | Issue 42•05

College Freshman Cycles Rapidly Through Identities

December 3, 2003 | Issue 39•47

St. Christopher Statue Embedded In Motorist's Forehead

October 11, 2000 | Issue 36•36

Area 15-Year-Old Only Homosexual In Whole World

February 18, 1998 | Issue 33•06

Nation Horrified By Freakish Multiple Birth

December 9, 1997 | Issue 32•18

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