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Area Man Switches To Backup Lie

October 24, 2001 | Issue 37•38

Bush Reluctantly Accepts Donation From Parents

July 26, 2000 | Issue 36•25

Stoner Regales Friends With Tale Of This One Bong He Saw In Iowa City Once

March 31, 1999 | Issue 35•12

Tennessee Legislature Divided Over Ford-Chevy Issue

September 30, 1997 | Issue 32•09

Pop Stars To Consolidate

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