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March 13, 2006 | Issue 42•11

U.S. Launches AIDS-Awareness Campaign In Botswana: 'You All Have AIDS,' Says U.S.

September 28, 2005 | Issue 41•39

AARP Blasted As Out Of Touch, Past Its Prime

March 16, 2005 | Issue 41•11

Second-Grade Teacher Overhyping Third Grade

November 6, 2002 | Issue 38•41

Dolphins Evolve Opposable Thumbs

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