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The Dress-Code Crackdown

Across the U.S., high schools are banning low-rise jeans, midriff-baring tops, and other skimpy articles of clothing. What do you think about the fashion crackdown?


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Choosing A Family Pet

A pet can be a wonderful addition to a household, but it's important to choose one that's right for your family. Here are some tips for making a winning choice:


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This Week’s Horoscopes

Virgo: This would be a good week to retake control of your life. Good, certainly, but not great.

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The Euro Is Unveiled

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